Let me tell you of my dream.
I dreamt that I was in contemplation of the vast mystery of the cosmos. And it was like pondering the clouds in the sky.
And from one of the clouds emerged the hand of God and He began to write across the heavens in an angelic script.
And the clouds were suffused with transcendental light and the writing glowed with color like gold, but with an immanence that was beyond words.
And I was astonished that I could read the writing, and as I read, I began to laugh. I laughed heartily and I could not stop, because what God had written was:
“I’m just saying…”
And all at once, I understood why He had created mankind.